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Posted 02 November 2009 - 09:48 AM
Do your best & forget the rest
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Posted 03 November 2009 - 08:09 AM
Do the Clippers still play in L.A. 
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Posted 12 November 2009 - 02:09 PM
More injuries ..... 
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Posted 12 November 2009 - 02:19 PM
Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be Clippers.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 06:57 PM
I'd like to say canning Dunleavy is progress, but it won't go anywhere with the slumlord and hater of Mexicans as owner.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:25 PM
Paul LA, on 09 March 2010 - 06:42 PM, said:
No, scumbag Sterling stills owns the team. It will take something a little bit more drastic. I think his name is Lebron.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 06:41 AM
Damn ! It is about time !! 
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 07:22 AM
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 08:59 AM
Its funny...Mike told ESPN that he didnt even know..he found out in the news then left a message for Sterling...he still hasnt received a return phone call.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 09:23 AM
What a great Franchise letting the GM know he is gone by TEXT from HIS buddies....haha
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Posted 17 March 2010 - 11:25 AM
Nanizm, on 10 March 2010 - 08:59 AM, said:
Its funny...Mike told ESPN that he didnt even know..he found out in the news then left a message for Sterling...he still hasnt received a return phone call.
I did not hear of this! Kinda reminds me of Arizona Alum waiting for Vic the Bric to call him back.
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Posted 18 March 2010 - 02:33 PM
Clippers should bring back World B. Free, and make him the new GM.
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Posted 18 March 2010 - 03:06 PM
Steven, on 18 March 2010 - 02:33 PM, said:
Clippers should bring back World B. Free, and make him the new GM.
Pass that good stuff Steven don`t hold out brother 
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Posted 27 May 2010 - 02:53 PM
The Clippers are throwing a 'LeBron Parade'
It's not even June yet and the LeBron James(notes) free-agent courting extravaganza is already turning into a hilarious game of one-upmanship. The websites were funny enough. Then, Cleveland came out with "Please Stay LeBron" just to make you have some giggles and it worked. That's a pretty good start for the second week of May, if you ask me.
Not wanting to be outdone, Clippers fans are kicking things up a notch — BAM! — they're taking this free agency thing into the real world.
Fans of the Clippers have planned a march around Staples Center at 6 p.m. ET on May 27 at L.A. Live to "Bring Lebron to the L.A. Clippers."
Lebron James in an unrestricted free agent and the Clippers are one of the teams that has room under the NBA salary cap to sign the superstar.
As I'm sure you can guess, the parade is the mind-baby of Clipper Darrell, who is literally the world's biggest Clippers fan. And if the idea of a Clippers parade for LeBron James isn't enough to make you smile, perhaps the fact that it's being scheduled to take place at the Staples Center on the day of a possible Game 5 between the Lakers and Suns will do the trick, because that seems like a recipe for disaster.
Some Clippers fans on the Internet agree. For instance, "El_Nino_Jesus":
[...] I DO however picture Laker fans laughing at us and teasing us, ya know they would
Yep, that'd happen. Of course, laughing and teasing aren't nearly as bad as what "MrHill" is worried about:
One thing I strongly suggest (and I'm not advocating any violence what so ever)...bring protection! We all know that many Laker fans aren't the brightest, and you know some of them will be looking for trouble.
I don't know about you, but I am now very excited for May 27 to see what all goes down. At the very least, I'm hoping for some pictures that look straight out of a Michael Jackson video.
I'm not sure where you go after a parade, though. Surely someone will get one of those planes with a banner behind it to fly over LeBron's house, but other than that I'm stumped. Maybe a really nice PowerPoint presentation or something.
(h/t Arash Markazi)
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It's not even June yet and the LeBron James(notes) free-agent courting extravaganza is already turning into a hilarious game of one-upmanship. The websites were funny enough. Then, Cleveland came out with "Please Stay LeBron" just to make you have some giggles and it worked. That's a pretty good start for the second week of May, if you ask me.
Not wanting to be outdone, Clippers fans are kicking things up a notch — BAM! — they're taking this free agency thing into the real world.
Fans of the Clippers have planned a march around Staples Center at 6 p.m. ET on May 27 at L.A. Live to "Bring Lebron to the L.A. Clippers."
Lebron James in an unrestricted free agent and the Clippers are one of the teams that has room under the NBA salary cap to sign the superstar.
As I'm sure you can guess, the parade is the mind-baby of Clipper Darrell, who is literally the world's biggest Clippers fan. And if the idea of a Clippers parade for LeBron James isn't enough to make you smile, perhaps the fact that it's being scheduled to take place at the Staples Center on the day of a possible Game 5 between the Lakers and Suns will do the trick, because that seems like a recipe for disaster.
Some Clippers fans on the Internet agree. For instance, "El_Nino_Jesus":
[...] I DO however picture Laker fans laughing at us and teasing us, ya know they would
Yep, that'd happen. Of course, laughing and teasing aren't nearly as bad as what "MrHill" is worried about:
One thing I strongly suggest (and I'm not advocating any violence what so ever)...bring protection! We all know that many Laker fans aren't the brightest, and you know some of them will be looking for trouble.
I don't know about you, but I am now very excited for May 27 to see what all goes down. At the very least, I'm hoping for some pictures that look straight out of a Michael Jackson video.
I'm not sure where you go after a parade, though. Surely someone will get one of those planes with a banner behind it to fly over LeBron's house, but other than that I'm stumped. Maybe a really nice PowerPoint presentation or something.
(h/t Arash Markazi)
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Posted 27 May 2010 - 03:32 PM
lmao !!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 27 May 2010 - 07:52 PM
Clippers fans are becoming more delusional each year.
The NBE, where fixed games and amazingly bad officiating happens
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Posted 28 May 2010 - 10:27 AM
That is just a horrible idea
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 09:06 AM
Geffen Wants To Buy Stake In Clippers, Claims He'll Deliver LeBron
David Geffen is interested in purchasing a controlling interest in the Clippers from Donald Sterling under the pretext that he can deliver LeBron James.
Geffen told Sterling that he is capable of delivering LeBron to the Clippers, according to a source.
Geffen was at Game 2 of the Lakers with LeBron's right hand man Maverick Carter.
Andy Roeser spoke about the Geffen report with Lisa Dillman of the Los Angeles Times.
"Mr. Sterling has never expressed a desire to sell any part of his team," said Roeser. "Because it is an asset of remarkable value, it's true that there have been countless inquiries over the years."
Geffen is one of the most powerful entertainment industry executives as a longtime record producer and a founder of DreamWorks SKG.
Lebron in L.A.!
David Geffen is interested in purchasing a controlling interest in the Clippers from Donald Sterling under the pretext that he can deliver LeBron James.
Geffen told Sterling that he is capable of delivering LeBron to the Clippers, according to a source.
Geffen was at Game 2 of the Lakers with LeBron's right hand man Maverick Carter.
Andy Roeser spoke about the Geffen report with Lisa Dillman of the Los Angeles Times.
"Mr. Sterling has never expressed a desire to sell any part of his team," said Roeser. "Because it is an asset of remarkable value, it's true that there have been countless inquiries over the years."
Geffen is one of the most powerful entertainment industry executives as a longtime record producer and a founder of DreamWorks SKG.
Lebron in L.A.!
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 09:11 AM
Sterling has nothing to lose as the owner of the Clippers. his team could remain to suck and it wouldn't hurt his pocket. his deal with AEG/Staple Center is so lucrative he has no incentive to bring in a max deal caliber player. i know he's opened his wallet some in recent years but im not convincd hes serious about making the Clips relevant or competitive.
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